Wearing a Pooped at the Mall t-shirt is clearly a no-no (as is said activity) and the Naked Beach 500 (x-ray vision device) is just plain disturbing. But what about the Chicken Chucker?

Just think -- the Chicken Chucker has the potential of making you the life and soul of any party and -- if used at the office -- could hasten that compulsory redundancy you've been after.